Sunday, November 14, 2010

Black Eye: Premium Shiner

Original, Saffron, and Mulberry

With our original Premium Shiner what you see is what you get. Straight Premium Shiner. No additives, nothin' extra, just an incredibly strong drink to help put hair on your chest.

Customer Warning: You should never look at Black Eye and say to yourself "that looks weak." That would be a serious mistake. You will respect the Premium Shiner and only drink it with class and pride. We have specifically chosen our name for a reason. If you are not careful you will learn the hard way. Would you enjoy waking up staring at the ceiling That is what we thought, now give Black Eye the respect it righfully deserves and remember to drink responsibly.

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